Dyrdex description

look dyr

.
Before you stands a madman, a local yokel, a shlubby middle-aged man,
face covered by a huge beard, hiding behind cheap sunglasses beneath
his generic and age worn dirty old hat. His clean white shirt seems
out of place, and his green pants remind you of your highschool janitor.
In one hand he waves a giant maduro, in the other, he flits about with an
old fiddle he threatens to play from time to time.